Well, the hair is getting chopped off tomorrow.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 04/16/2016 at 14:06 • Filed to: Looking professional means looking like everyone else

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So I won’t be compared to Jesus Christ, Charles Manson, a homeless man, or that one guy from Fleetwood Mac anymore.

It also means I’ll go back to be carded every time I go to a bar, because I’ll look like I’m 19 years old again. My goal was to just let my hair and beard go crazy some time before I go bald (or die) so I did get that much out of it.

But I won’t have a vehicle suitable for my new over-groomed hairstyle... I guess I better go buy a Lexus!

. . > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 14:11

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Zoidberg, I am disappoint.

Jesus hair FTW!

$kaycog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 14:12

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Before and after pics, please.

CB > $kaycog 04/16/2016 at 14:14

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Before:

After:

Leon711 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 14:15

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Hey aren’t you that guy from Fleetwood Mac?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > $kaycog 04/16/2016 at 14:16

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TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 14:16

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Damn, your eyes even go from blue to black.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 04/16/2016 at 14:17

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Arian Jesus, apparently.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 14:19

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Everyone knows Jesus was white and beautiful.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Leon711 04/16/2016 at 14:22

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NO DAMMIT

$kaycog > CB 04/16/2016 at 14:23

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Hilarious!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 14:24

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I never got carded, even before I turned 21, until I shaved by beard. To be fair, without a beard, I look 12. With a beard I look 40.

$kaycog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 14:24

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Didn’t know eyes changed color with a haircut. Cool!

Sneaky Pete > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 14:26

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Screw that man, you can go your own way...

I’m growing my beard out. Damn the man!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > $kaycog 04/16/2016 at 14:27

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Water to wine, blue to brown

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Sneaky Pete 04/16/2016 at 14:28

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I guess if they don’t love me now

They can never love me again

I can still here them saying

You must never shave the beard

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 14:35

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I read this over twice to make sure there was no Celica mention

buford-t-justice > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 14:35

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What would the dude do

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/16/2016 at 14:36

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I’m pretty I can go 24 hours without mentioning said vehicle. Well, not that sure.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 14:37

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Can we get before and after pics with you in your celica?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > buford-t-justice 04/16/2016 at 14:37

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Become a supervillian

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 04/16/2016 at 14:38

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There is no photograph of my 70s hairwithh my 80s coupe... I really should do that though

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 14:39

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That needs to get done quickly

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 15:02

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The clock starts now

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 15:03

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No that's my look. You do you.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 15:03

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Hey are Stevie Nicks?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 04/16/2016 at 15:05

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That’s no fair! I don’t think I posted it yesterday.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 15:14

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12:45 am Kinja time

Tohru > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 15:27

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Torch’s hair isn’t that long and he still looks like a homeless man. So have faith that you’ll be able to pull that off too.

Leadbull > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 15:51

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You mean this guy from Fleetwood Mac?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 04/16/2016 at 16:32

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That’s not a clock I would trust.

My bird IS the word > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/16/2016 at 19:58

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Get a haircut ya beatnik!

Jewish Stig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/17/2016 at 01:35

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At least your hair still grows...
some of us don’t have that privilege.

MM54 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/17/2016 at 15:47

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I have long hair, and have for at least 10 years, and it’s been in a ponytail for 8. I’ll readily tell anyone that it isn’t worth the hassle (really is a pain in the ass) but I can’t bring myself to cut it all off.

Half of that is not wanting to deal with literally everyone I know, who has never known me to have hair shorter than my shoulders, inevitably going on and on about it forever.

Good luck to you, sir.